I was watching elimiDATE 1 day and some skanky, over confident yet incredibly enticing chick posed a question to some wanna-be-playa...(hahaha...the plot of the show is always the same) "What was the craziest thing u ever did?" It's a typical, standard date question. But one i dont have a cool answer for. I thought at first i was drawing a blank but the more and more i think about it- i really cant answer it. I'm not a wild and crazy guy and i know thats not necessarily a bad thing..but i feel like im runnin my life like im Al Gore or something. My "young and stupid days" are over and its kind of a shame that i spent too much time growin up and not enough time pissin my initials all over Mrs Phallen's desk. Don't get me wrong- im not a complete angel- ive done some bad/regrettable shit..but nothing CRAZY or even anything mildly entertaining that would sufice that query.
I'd like to say i'm LIVIN LIFE IN THE FAST LANE..but truth be told- if i am, im goin the speed limit, with a seat belt on and obeying all the traffic laws. It's upsetting but the good thing is - i still have time. Its not something that i blew- its somethign that can happen anytime anywhere- i just have to be ready for it. For instance, i heard on the radio the other day- some guy said he saw a UFC fighter at a bar 1 nite and he went over to him and took a swing at him.."The iceman" as hes known proceeded to kick the shit out of him- but still- thats a fucking cool story. I dont think id do anything that extrme but i need something..
I'm trying to think of 1 thing..just 1 thing that would satisfy this question and at the same time not get me arrested/killed. Watching Jackass 2 last nite added more fuel to this fire and its something that cant be extinguished until its been satisfied. I got things in my head but nothing thats gonna wow ya- u know?
Thats all i got for now- I'll keep you posted.
