Brief

I'm gonna make this brief since i got alotta things to do and less time to do it in.

After much delibertation i decided that i need a vacation, badly. I need to just take off from work and get away from everything and every1. Just pack up and go for like a week and try and get all my shit in order. The wierd thing is i doubt anyone would even notice (aside from my parents who'd be calling every 3 minutes, and waiting with the wet noodle- lol) My friends would call but i wouldnt answer my phone- like usual and they prob wouldnt think anything of it. Thats not a knock on them- thats a knock on myself. Anyone who knows me knows how much i value my friends. They mean everything to me and I really am the worst friend in return. I don't call them ever, i dont answer my phone, i dont drive, i dont even tell them when my birthday is- SHIT, I dont need a vacation i need a psychiatrist.

Quotables: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...