School is finally coming to an end but i have so much work to do- i cant even begin to think of relaxing by the beach. I have an ass load of work to do this weekend and a little time to do it in. Its so overwhelming but i really shouldn't bitch about it cause its my own fault for procrastinating. Call me crazy but I just cant sit down and do work unless i know its do or die.
Anyway- i Need a life- i've been gawking at this page for nearly an hour thinking of what to write about and i've come up with BALLS. Absolute balls. My life is less exciting than a Keanu Reeves movie. I wish i was shot in the face or left for dead at a crack house in the south bronx, that way i'd have a cool story to continuously write about. But all i've got are these hackneyed stories of the average college student complaining about the abundance of work.
Maybe its time i get a g/f. Not b/c i'm in dire need of some loving but just to have something to write about. Some one to constantly complain about and put them down that way i can boost my self esteem and pretend like i have a life worth talking about. right now my current girl friend isnt cutting the mustard. Her name is Aol and i have had just about enough of her. Ugh.
Quotables: "On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at..."
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