Lets kick it off today with a quick what up to all my peeps. If by any miracle i ever become famous and had my own tv show it be called "The Peep's Show" just for u loopy bastards. But enough of the hyptheticals, whats going on in my world today? Well not too much. Right now I'm listening to Lil Jon and i gotta admit im kinda diggin it. I have listened to Fabolous, Eminem, Destiny's Child and Britney's CDs in the last week and believe it or not Lil Jon and britney were the best ones.What? YEAHHH!
My 1st power point presentation is happening on Friday morning and im not happy about it for a number of reasons. The first is cuz i pieced together this son of a bitch so if something goes wrong it's placed soully on my shoulders and i dont wanna be held responsible for droppin every1s grades. The 2nd reason is i have to orally present a few slides- i figured by me puttin everything together i could avoid speaking but no such luck. I'll be spitting and stuttering like porky pig up there.
The 3rd reason is after the presentation i will prob never speak to the new love of my life ever again. It was called a semi crush in the last entry but i think its graduated to .. feelings of LOVE lol. It's not like my sick jessica alba or hilary duff obsessions which may be a stupid comparison being that i will never meet them. However, keep in mind its all i have had in the past couple of years. But this girl is so amazing that she blows away every female aquaintance i have had here at hofstra. So i want her to be forced to interact with me for as long as humanly possible lol. I know i should talk to her and get her number and of course i really want to but b/c of my lack of testicular fortitude and sure feeling of rejection im sure i wont (translation = im a PUSSSS). I know it may sound pathetic to most but let's be nice and label it realistic. But hey it was fiun while it lasted.....maybe ill see her next semester and she'll be forced to talk to me again. We have to meet tommorow nite for our final meeting to get everything in order.
OHHHH, i wasnt gonna put this in the journey but its kind of a must since it was the funniest thing that happend in my 21 years on this planet. Yesterday at the gym myself, brad (whose b-day was yest...happy bday B-Mizo), bert and scott were doing our normal muscle pumping work out. After the w.o. we headed over to thescales to respectively check our weights- a gym ritual. I get on the scale and told scott "watch the show" but the real show came when Scott went on the scale. He stepped up and was adjusting the scale when Old Dirtty Bert, AKA Dirt McBert came behind him and dropped him! But it wasnt the ordinary pants droop, no sir- like London Bridges they all fell down, pants and undies. Scott's twig and berries, or Meat and potatos- were exposed to any onlooker in the vacinity. His inital reaction was absolutely priceless. His mouth wide open and his eyes looking at us with a look of complete embarasement and panic at the same time. His voice let out frequent shreiks, he didnt even pull up his boxers for a good 5 seconds. Then he pulled up just his boxers and stood in those for a minute or so, still with a look of disbelief.He didnt even have the mind frame to pick up his pants. He made the shreiking nose for atleast a minute till he finally calmed down a little bit. The whole time we being the good hearted and caring friends we are- pointed and laughed uncontrollably LOL. I told scott not to worry i didnt see his junk cuz my cheeks were up so high from laughing it affected my vision.Ahhh man- good times, good times!
Quotables: Sorry my French isn't so good, i only know the basic French phrases like, "I surrender"
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