Sunday, November 14, 2004

Hofstra tales

Hey peeps, i know its been a little while since my last entry, i'd say im sorry but im really not. I dont mean to be rude, im just a little cranky. I feel exahusted cuz I got less then 6 hrs sleep last nite (poker nite) and the new work out that we started yesterday left me drained. But the show must go on, so here are a few things that happened this week in my dismal life:

1- I went to class for a test on marketing research and as always on exam days the place was packed. At Hofs as im sure it is with every school, some "students" only show up on test days. I dont know how they do it or why they waste their tuition like that but hey  thats none of my business. So like i said the place was packed and the seating was scrambled. Its funny how the people that sit right in the front row every day move all the way to the back row on exam days like the teacher wont suspect anything-  i always get a kick out of that. Anyway my regular seat was still available so i was happy about that- im not a big fan of change. So i got settled in my seat, took out my number 2 pencils (freshly sharpened) and i got in test-mode. Then this gargantuan/gi-normous woman- as tall as she was wide wobbles her way to the seat next to me and plops down on the seat like Yokozuna. She was bigger then a linebacker but slimmer than a bus- thats the only way to describe her. Needless to say this displeased me. I felt squished the whole exam but thats not even the worst part. During the  exam as shes cheating off every paper in sight, which as i said she has a large field of view....she's like the person that always sits infront of u at the movies with their enormous sized cranium obstructing the entire screen..except her whole body was biggie sized.....oh yeah, while she was taking the test she would take out a hard candy- i suspect it was smarties cuz she had millions of em and she would crunch on them every 3 seconds. Like David Spade said in Tommy Boy I could actually hear her getting fatter. I could almost hear the candys screaming for mercy. The loud crackling and crunching was so distracting. I got so upset i wanted to punch this monster right in the mouth but i feared shed eat my fist. So i finishe dup as early as possible and fled for freedom.

2- As i mentionedb4 i am doing several group projects. The 1st i chose to do on my own, the other one im doing with a spanish speaking guy- we hada another member but he hasnt been around in months, and the last project im doing with a group of people. I usually dont like groups cuz it forces me to interact with people that id typically rather not talk to but this group of kids seems ok. Some of them are a little out there but for the most part- good people. 1 chick is absolutely stunning- and shes cool too. You know how hot chix are usually bitches or snooty but shes a down to earth person. I can honeslty say shes the 1st semi crush i have had in yrs but i dont wanna talk about that. I wanna talk about the work....I usually dont trust people to do their work, so i wanted to be the one to put it on powerpoint however these slackers still havent gotten to me their basic assignments and i know we are going to have the worst presentation. i dont wanna be the annoying guy who tries to get on every1 but i wanna get this shit done so i can move on to other stufff...not to mention this all has to be ready by friday!!! So we have a meeting tonite at 8 in the Hammer Lab- its not gonna be fun!

3- I had desserts with the Mirenda family and 2 of their friends from Rhode Island. It was nice- every1 was gethered around the table and shared stories. Bert's lucky to have such a great family...Like full house except with cursing. HOWEVER, i do kinda feel bad for bert. He was subject to a lot of ridicule andi know he gives it out as well as he can take it but thier was a point where he was overwhelmed with childhood insults. It was like the christmas story where everywhere u looked some1 was laughing at him. I  wanted to stick up for him but i wasnt sure how so then i got into the action by just making fun of him lol. But no i truely did feel awful.

thats it for now i got work to do.

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