At a Loss for words

I'm back from my brief stay in Atlantic City. The trip wasnt a financial success for me, infact it was more like a fiscal disaster but through it all i still managed to have a good time.  I went there with high hopes and dreams of coming back a wealthier man and being able to quit my job but i wound up losing pretty much everything i had...the last day i was asking bums for money. My last entry said that i'm a whore for the jersey shore but now im considering whoring myself  to make back some money. I really did have a good time though, whenever im away from long island im a happier man lol.

I learned a lot on this trip. For instance, I realized that you can't beat the house. Even if u do win ur certainly going to come back and eventually lose it all. I also learned that Bert snores louder than a nuclear explosion...sleeping in atlantic city is hard enough but its even harder when ur in the room with a hibernating bear. i swear to christ the room was shaking everytime he let out an un-Godly snore. One of the funniest things on the trip happend when Bert was sleeping. Picture bert sound asleep..then picture him getting nailed by a flying Bible aka Gods words lol. Good job scott! I also learned what a gernade fart is. Not to mention that Scott has a mistress. Scott doesnt just have lady luck on his side he has been baging her for several years! Everytime he makes a risky bet she takes care of him. The guy is 4 for 4 on 100 dollar bets, its incredible.The last and final thing i learned is that winning is fun, losing inst but the real fun for me is just being with my friends. The last trip was highlited by all of us with Limo Bill- the crazy drunken philosopher. This trips highlight was the time spent together in the room raggin on berty. At the risk of sounding like a cast member on step by step: i guess what i really learned is that im truely rich cuz of my friends..tear, tear. 

Thats all i can really say..anything more- u hada be there.

- here is a picture of the room which was under my name which was anihilated by my "friends" who also lied to me..yea im truely rich...bastards!!!