Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Higher Learning

The cost of a good education is insane now adays. Apparently higher learning means higher debt. Besides paying a gazillion bucks for tuition, it will also cost u another grand and a testicle of ur choosing...(chix get off easy)  for text books. It's mind boggling how they can just give young students the shaft and the worst part is "you dont even have to bend down- they just give it to u standing up.". I say this cuz i just payed $365 bucks for 2 books!!! And i still have 3 more classes to shop for. I dont know how they expect people to stay in school with such outrageous prices. I am considering calling up Shirley Sweet and seein if i can get in on some of the action lol...by the way, a new video is up and its nuts..no pun intended lol.

So as u can guess im back at Hofstra and besides my bleeding wallet things arent that bad so far. My professors actually seem cool especially one huge guy who refers to himself as "a big old fat fart". One of the first things he said to us was that hes celibate but its not by choice and if u flirt with him male or female u might get a little extra credit ...lol. He's phat in every sense of the word. The only bad part about this semester is the heavy work load- already i have 2 GROUP reports and term papers and i still didnt even attend 2 other classes yet.

Quotables: Researches reported that they developed a "self-healing" plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die.

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