Today is a very big day in the history of this journal. What's so special about today? Well let me first tell ya what it isn't. The big announcement is not interesting or entertaining to any1 but myself. I'm not retiring although i probably should. Nope, the news is also not that i finally realized that i have no life. The news is actually the exact opposite. The Big News is that u guys havent realized that my life is worth beans. Nothing news worthy ever happens to me but everday u come back to waste ur time. So without further ado here is the big news spoken in the immortal words of my second favorite dead rapper/criminal Tupac Shakur- "I made a G today." Thats right kiddies, over 1,000 viewers have logged on to see what catty bones hasn't been doing.
Now maybe some would view this as a minor achievement and belive me i dont think of it as my life highlight but i do believe it's sigificant. The reason is simplely b/c i have never once endorced or promoted this website. I just laid it on the bottom of my homepage and u guys whoever u are..gobbled it up. James told me that he had just as recently as yesterday stumbled upon it. So for ur sick and twisted interest in my life - i thank u. I dont understand but i thank u.
Thats all i wanted to report today - i would say stay tuned but i have a feeling u guys arent going anywhere.
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